Stolen from Duckey.
Duckey: There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Duckey.
Zero: There is no such thing as global warming. Zero was cold, so she turned the sun up.
Oorie: Oorie invented the internet… just so she had a place to store her porn.
Mo: Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Mo can change the laws of physics.
Myself: (I had to do a few).
-Bullets dodge Tyler.
-The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Tyler.
-The 11th commandment is &ld